Star Wars: Dragons

E03X03: Braarf Bears It All
When bringing a wookie to an orgy...


“It’s so pointy.”



  • Everyone: 3 Character Points
  • Braarf: +2 for bringing the pain while babysitting
  • Jondyn: +2 for making sure the objectives were completed
  • Ohmin: +2 for bringing sexy back
  • Yuri: +2 for managing to take on the role of Daunty Rump without falling out of character
  • Dragons Account: +10k Credits
E03X02: Daunty Rump & the Boys Club
A Package Deal


“You two relax.”


E04X01 - Awakenings (Online Game)
These are not the droids you think they are.


These events take place concurrent with Episode 4: Old Friends, Act 1, Scene 2.

Maltontac, outside the Briefing Room

  • Galen takes Reese aside to discuss private business while Wraiy has a quiet word with Ohmin. Braarf gets the Paramour ready for the impending trip to Nar Shaddaa.
  • An MSE droid with an idiosyncratic speech pattern urges GL-33 and Yuri to follow it deeper into the Maltontac base. They pass through numerous halls, briefly crossing paths with Forwen, before heading down a long corridor lined with well-organized but untidy piles of scrap equipment.
  • The duo are led to a sealed laboratory, and after an annoying interval with the com they realize it is Tinker’s workshop. The droid provides the passkey to unlock the door, at which point they discover Tinker distractedly at work with a bevy of droids handling tasks around the very large warehouse workspace.

Tinker’s Laboratory

  • The MSE droid leads the duo to a corner of the lab where five droids are displayed. Each droid has been catastrophically damaged in some spectacular fashion. GL-33 is led to a GL series droid that has been hacked apart by a lightsaber; meanwhile, Yuri is guided to an IG-100 series droid that has met with a thermal detonator explosion, leaving only half the torso, the head,and the left arm intact.
  • Yuri determines that the IG-100 droid has a kludged-together personality matrix which blends its original programming with a BLX labor droid, and those crossovers seem to have shorted out multiple times.
  • GL-33 realizes the GL droid is in a coma and missing vital parts of its speech systems and autonomics, preventing it from reactivating.
  • Yuri determines that there are five potential reasons for combining IG and BLX droid personalityies:
    • The maker lacked the componenets to make an IG droid to spec
    • The additional BLX database could allow for an IG droid to function as a repair unit
    • The combination could potentially allow for a functional IG droid that was not capable of violence
    • The limited personality subroutines of the IG series could be enhanced by the additional robust BLX matrices
    • Combining the two droid types potentially allows for a combination of skill sets that would increase its ability to learn new functions
  • GL-33 rounds up some destroyed GL droids and brings them back, asking Tinker about the destroyed droid. Tinker questions GL-33 about himself, then states that the droid is GL-3N, the engineer who created the positronic matrices necessary for complete Force transfer of a living being into a droid.He isn’t familiar enough with the GL series to effectively replicate the missing components.
  • Working in unison, the three technicians effect repairs on the GL unit, but even upon completion the unit will not start. Yuri determines that what is lacking is a proper passcode to wake the droid up; upon investigation, this seems to be its name (not its designation of GL-3N).
    GL-33 cannot initially remember the name, but Yuri posits that if this is truly the engineer of the Myladonian droids’ personality matricies, it would be a famous name on Myladon, along the lines of Raith Sienar or Julynn Kentas. Upon hearing this, GL-33 suggests Yuri try the name “”/characters/gl-3n" class=“wiki-content-link”>Palpatine". The code works, and the droid begins its startup routine, causing Tinker to step back and go silent.
  • While the droid boots up, it does not move or speak; instead, it inquires via Yuri’s datapad, “What happened to me?”. Yuri and GL-33 interact with the droid briefly, and Yuri determines that booting the droid via his datapad has caused the personality matrix to activate through the pad, and that the droid will activate once he breaks that connection.
  • After a brief discussion, the trio determine that they should leave the droid running but inactive. Tinker transfers the program to a stationary terminal in his laboratory, and Yuri and GL-33 resolve to inform the Rebel leaders of what they’ve uncovered, as it is possibly advantageous but also dangerous.
  • Reese contacts Yuri and GL-33 over the comlink to inform them that it is time to depart for Nar Shaddaa.
  • Tinker encourages Yuri to take the other droid with him to the Paramour, adding, “If you manage to reactivate 4Q, tell him we miss him”.


  • 3 character points to Brett and Tony for participating.


E04S03: You Know This Story (Online Game)
A Fat Man is Revealed




  • Four hours pass, and the crew returns to The Last h’Katha. Nuab’hk greets them and leads them to the back door, telling them to follow the MSE droid to where they’re going.
  • Reese brings up the matter of the package, but is told that another agent already retrieved it. He will not say whom.
  • The droid leads the group down a series of alleys, but is waylaid by a group of Weequay and Klatooinians. Their leader informs them that he knows they’re Rebels on the way to meet with Rethwi, but that the Rethwi Circuit needs to start toeing the line with the Hutts. He orders his men to take the crew out.
  • Reese momentarily intimidates the thugs, giving Ohmin time to chuck a thermal detonator at them. A shootout occurs, leaving the thugs dead save for an unconscious Klatooinian and a wounded Weequay. The leader has vanished down a side alley, and the MSE droid is broken.
  • The woman from The Last h’Katha announces her presence, revealing herself to be with Alliance Intelligence. While Yuri repairs the droid, she tells the crew to follow her to the Rethwi.
  • The group takes a magrail to Rethport, during which the woman reveals that she knows quite a bit about the Dragons, both old and new.
  • The group arrives outside of The Last Hrothgar, and enters into Porko’s Pleasure Palace, a Gamorrean brothel. After passing some truly hideous pleasure house sights — including the fabled Filthy McNasty — they go down a secret stair to a secure door guarded by Wug which leads into part of the subterranean Rethwi manse.

Script for “Funny Thing”


  • After leading the group through a number of hallways and small antechambers, Sulen tells the group to remove their shoes and hats and state their names to a security droid set into the door. After the group has done so, she identifies herself as Sulen Kain.
  • The crew enter a large, dark, domed room carpeted with sand, at the center of which is a large illuminated dais. Around the perimeter are guards and servants, and before the dais stand two twi’leks — a hooded, hunched male with a respirator strapped to his back and a beautiful young pink female with goggles on her forehead — listening to a corpulent older twi’lek, bare to the waist, who nevertheless has a handsome baby face. He is in the middle of a story about dancing naked on a table with cantina strippers.
  • Sulen introduces the crew as the new Dragons, leading Big Lash to start talking about his own days as a Dragon and his lack of faith in the Force. He tells the crew to feel free to call him Gual’ta.

Script for “And There I Was”


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